Do you want to be ‘current’, ‘happening’, ‘modish’, ‘urbane’, or various other adjectives that contemporary young people are using today? Well don’t worry. Dead Philosophers has your back, front, torso and arms mostly covered with our stylish array of new shirts. Did we ever mention we have shirts in the blog before? I’m pretty sure I’d remember if we did. Anyway, each of our shirts comes with a 100% guarantee of making you a totally “sweet dude”. Some people may say that philosophy cannot be “sweet” and is noninclusive of “dudes”. These people are dicks.

If you want to achieve the kind of look that says “I am Dead Philosophers!” simply follow these 1 easy steps:

1.Buy a fucking shirt

Thanks.

Matt

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