Do you want to be ‘current’, ‘happening’, ‘modish’ ‘urbane’, and various other adjectives that contemporary young people are using today? Well don’t worry. Dead Philosophers has your back, front, torso and arms mostly covered with our stylish array of new shirts. Did we ever mention we have shirts in the blog before? I’m pretty sure I’d remember if we did. Anyway, each of our shirts comes with a 100% guarantee of making you a totally “cool dude”. Some people may say that philosophy cannot be “cool” and is also noninclusive of “dudes”. These people are dicks.
If you want to achieve the kind of look that says “I am Dead Philosophers!” this [insert relevant season here], simply follow these two easy steps:
1. Buy a shirt.
2. Put on the shirt.
Should either of these two easy steps fail, simply renounce all hope and accept your fated destiny. You will never, ever, ever be cool. Ever.