Important, grovelling request:
Matt and I are writing a film. Hold on to your butts, because if you follow this link you can not only read all about it, but you can click the little Facebook “like” button and vastly improve our chances of securing the funding needed to actually make this thing. This is the easiest and free-est way that you can pretend like you are a functioning patron of the arts. What an opportunity for you! We’re competing for this funding with about 500 other films, so it’s a long shot, but every like counts. If we can pull this off it will literally be the best thing that has ever happened to me, and I once sang Wild Thing with Sam Neill at a party, so the bar is set pretty high.